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On the local scene this week are the following news scoops.

Scoop: Local health clinic closed this week. Do to lack of Drs. Our own local Vet will be steping in to take charge. Has 20 years experience in treating cows, pigs, and horses. Thank you.Dr.

Scoop: Fire at City Dump. Firemen from Webville and Opinions fought the blaze for 4 hours. The dump was a toal loss.

Scoop: Gas prices are on the rise again. Has reached the peak of fifteen cents a gallon. When will it stop?

Scoop: Grocery store held up. Friday night our local grocery was held up by three elderly ladies on skate boards. Took every bag of potato chips in the store. They made a clean escape. Our Police Chief is looking into it.

Scoop: Wonderfull News: The first color televisions have reached Webville. For only $25,000 dollars each. I repeat only $25,000. What a bargain!!!

This weeks Real Estate Bargains: A beautiful 2 story Grass home, on 3 acres of swamp land. Only $150,000 dollars. Comes with sump pump. Terms available. No bathroom.

Bargain number 2: A one story paper shack. Near dump. Scorched on one side. Omly $150.00 Terms available. No bathroom.

The next beauty: Is our back to nature home. One bedroom, Lincoln Log Home. Windows are optional. Located on city lot near Webville Rendering Plant. Nice view of cattle pens. No bathroom. Only $17.50

This is our best buy: A split level home. With view of Dog Pound. On 3/4 acre of cornfield. Comes with ear plugs. A low low $254,000 dollars. No bathroom. For more information:

Call Webville Real Estate, at 1011 Ask for BAMBAM. Hours: Monday from 2 to 3 pm.

In our Society News: The parents of Miss Tiki Cox, announce the marriage of their daughter too Mr. Skeeter Themer. The Wedding will be in June, no date set. The society ball will be held in the Webville Ballroom on May 32nd. Music will be provided by the Homepage Helper's Band. Playing all the great music from the 1890's.

Now, for the Weather Report for this week:

Monday: High clouds, low temperatures.

Tuesday: Low clouds, high temperatures.

The rest of the week: Warm, cold, dry, wet, snow, or no snow, rain, sleet, hail. Just take your pick.

And, posted on the bulliten board for your use. We have these notices